It is every man's desire to eat, but must we always succumb to that foolishness? Of course not! And you shouldn't. If you think about it, even food well suited to this blog demands far too much effort, EZ-Mac and Stouffer's Beer Battered Chicken included. You probably miss the good old days when you were fed through a tube in your stomach, the days when you could lounge in the water all day. What self-respecting man, I ask you, would compromise his dignity by chewing? We want masturbation, not mastication! So, why not take a walk to the Spanish market on the corner and ask for what life is really all about? A bottle of Jack Daniels and a carton of Unfiltered Camel Cigarettes.
Also, fasting is a religious experience. So it's dually good.
brilliant.
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